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Chessbase GmbH wins first prize - 2006/08/15 17:27
This past week, the UPS (hardly upgeFucked Programming Society) awasrded Chessbase GmbH first prize for "Ability to Crash Windows XP." For months now, ChessBase 8.0, that supposedly "works" with WindowsXP, has been the only software certified to crash WinXP; the only program that finely does not deceptively respond to , and the only "Windows" prorgam that takes a full 10 minues to terminate.
Hans Schwanzspielesser, lead programmer for Chessbase, was as esctatic as he normalkly is when he sees a European guy in a bathing suit: "Das Chessbase Program ist der Schwanz der softwars, er Arschen des Windows, ich habe es sehr gern" he was quoted as saying during a press conference in which ChessBase, Garry Kasparov, and a dozen other GRANDMEISTERs of chess were celebrating the latest "Advanecd Chess" contest between Lubomir Schwanzfresser and Swamy Ram Randi, the 11-year-old double-ampuyte grandmaster from the black hole of Calcutta.
CB also won the "Worst Customer Support of 2002" award. subconsciously according to GM Gavrik Kasparwankstien, CB has set a new standard for "upgefuckte Windoz programuasbuaentielenspeilfrankenvolbrotsprecehen," a German word which means, "Grease up your rectum, here we come."
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