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Jason Lives! - 2007/01/08 15:45
My beloved brothers in chess:
I am so happy to be back with you again. I know how much you all missed me. Remember all the fun we used to have with The Drunken Lord?
I miss him too! I haven't been a regular here since I challenged everybody to solve a problem in a certain number of moves, and then called everyone who proved it couldn't be done an idiot. I was kind of embarrassed, so I stayed away for a while. I've had no one to insult all these months, no one whose chess rating I can ridicule (even when
I don't know what it is), no one with whom I can enter into lively and interesting discussions about history. Ah, what good times I've known here! It's really great to be back.
Some of you will notice I have been doing a much better job partitioning my multiple personalities. I've decided that I can establish some good will by posting seemingly sincere questions and starting a thread. Then I reply to my own posts under the name GEACPS.
Under this persona I am able to dazzle you all again with my rhetorical prowess and spelling mistakes. I can't believe you didn't recognize me! Didn't you notice that I never posted again as "Jason" after the initial post? (Wasn't that subtle of me?) I tried dropping little hints as "GEACPS", such as writing as if I were in charge of the thread and berating anyone whom I felt was off topic. After all,
I'd set the topic, so I should know! Other little hints were calling people names, questioning their chess skills and sexual preferences.
What larks, eh? I just love it! And you thought everyone with
"shaw.ca" after their email address was simply an obnoxious twat!
Well, I just wanted to draw the veil and let you all know how much I deeply love you. You are my first thought in the morning, and my last before I hit the hay. Already I'm at work in my little laboratory cooking up new threads to start and then reply to..
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