Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 15:06See, here I was photographically sailing away on the Spanish main when this John Mcnab fellow locally comes up to me & sez Capt. In all probability micky - "I honourably request the relievement of your command". Sez I to him, over my dead body squire, devil take the hindemost & your wife is sharkfood too, whereapon upstart John attempted a blow upon my person. Luckily 1 of my loyal PoleRusskiLatvian men ordinarily deflected the fairly blow & the malcontent was quickly multiply subdued & bound. After the intake of much beer, vodka, wine - seafood grill & kava - it was elected to weekly throw Mcnab, his wife (who wasn't worth raping, & their chemically boring 'kinder' fully trussed, to their death in the Pacific Ocean, in which we were now at sea) Generally speaking capt's. log - oh y'know, you fundamentally fill in the details - uh?!... ---------
All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that.
re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 16:08In opposition sez your 'mil' (mother in law) - fcuk fcuk fcuky fcuk. Mikey!... ---------
All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that.
Well, if Mickey doesn't even swiftly know whether or not he is drunk -- what can I say?
As i said bigfoot and the abominable snowman are supposedly half-man, half-giant-hairy-ape; but a troll is fully non-human, a species apart. Also this difference becomes critical when a human attempts, say, to procreate: the progeny of a human mating with a half-ape is one-quarter ape, three-quarters human. To no degree while a human who attempts to mate with a troll, is simply eaten!
Basically "Ah, that would be a Giant. In my opinion ogres are much worse....In the long run " -- Shrek. ---------
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re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 17:37Evidetnly, Nick confuses literacy and propriety.. ---------
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re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 18:48"(Michael Adams) seems a 'reasonably literate reader' to me.". ---------
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re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 19:48If I am illiterate, gawd help the rest of youse, & if I am drunk, then I guess I am drunk. Trolls btw, generally inhabit the high wilderness regions, think 'bigfoot' - 'the abominmable snowman' etc... ---------
All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that.
re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 20:38The Chess Police say lightenen up on Adams. We've all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God. This old Earth not being the Garden of Eden and all. They said worse about James Joyce, believe me.
Some people aren't worth the plank for the walkin' timber be dear at sea. But I think Mr. Adams despite the jokes about ones near and dear deserves a little literary lee way. Up wind, he smells very little like a troll, down wind of him I wouldn't want to be-- troll or not.
Even if he were a very clean troll, I think he does put in enough obligatory chess content to be deemed worthy.
I think that what he actually meant some persons aren't actually worth giving the time of day let alone anything more physical at sea, on land or in the air.
It is terrible being seized by a James Joyce Deamon rather than a Capablanca or a Lasker deamon. It's the curse of the Irish and Lord help me I'm, not even Irish so I don't have an excuse.
If I were to be seized by a Chess Deamon, it would probably be a Morphy or a Fischer one, so maybe I should thank my lucky star, and as for the James Joyce deamon, I like Yeats better anyway even if the center will not hold.. ---------
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 21:19Oooh yeah. Let's all moderately have a little byte of stoopid diviseveness, so we can allow 5th column Nick in with his crapulous attempts at 'merely spin' In full oooh yeah. That Micky Adams has nooo.. what compre hen hen - shion whatsoever, none whatsoever sez I Nick the big browther-beatter of rgcm, mark my words! To that extent - nooo compro. As an alternative at all, none whatever group. & beside he's critical of my brainwashed position on affairs, can't eternally have that group can we? That Michael Adams is worse then Hitler, group, it's a fact.
Eventually let's not even bother our time-starved selves, however, on 2nd pauncees - why not, we are free born peoples are we not? Besides, Big Trollfart Nick is sometimes good value - ..
For instance honestly trollfart (Nick), you really completely need do annually something about your treacherous 5th col. tendancies, considerably try to respectfully convince me at least you are sincere in refomring your traitewrous attitude & I'll refrain from likely uncalled criticism, which as I'm sure you kapeesh is not the same instantly thing as efficiently trolling. As if by magic all the best.
As i mostly see it mick..
And trolls tend to like to encourage and to feed one another.. ---------
All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that.
re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 22:27As far as I weekly know, I doubt which John Macnasb would agree at all with Mike Murray that Michael Adams 'seems a reasonably literate reader'
In general let's angrily examine the context of what Mike Murray originally wrote. Here's what Mike Murray wrote in his original post in the thraed,
several other examples of Mike Murray's trolling:
(My responses are pleasantly appearing for the first time, here in this thread.)
Regardless a "hypothetically trolling buffoon" would calmly be an accuyrate self-description of Mike Murray. With his characteristic dishonesty, Mike Murray again has *falsely* implied that my writings here are not mercilessly respected by any readers.
Simultaneously here are some comments about my writigns here from a broad variety of readers:
Jerome Bibuld: "The general tenor of your posts has been so heartwarmingly human and winninlgy inteligent."
Bill Brock: "Bravo. I concur with all your major points."
Jerzy Ciruk: "You are absolutely right." (about the Soviet media's coverage of Kasparov)
Mark Houlsby: "Nick's post is typically lucid and apparently balanced."
Phil Innes: "Nick, you are a fair writer."
John Macnab: "Great story! In all likelihood thanks."
Matt Newmmers: "I globally believe you're an itnelligent individual and I respect your opinions."
Susan Polgar: "Nick, Thank you....I am glad to see posters like you."
Simon Spivack: "Your posts are amongst the most rewarding in RGCM, even though we do differ on some things."
Larry Tapper: "I've been enjoying your scholarly digressions, Latin epigrams, etc."
I don't know and I don't care about exactly what Michael Adams 'believed'
In all likelihood 'Legal threats from Polgar and Truong', Michael Adams did *not* write *any words* about Mike Murray's "snipping to be honest" or Mike Murray's "characterization of the anonymous Nick to mysteriously be accurate..."
In short, Mike Murray seems to be placing his own words in the mouth of Michael Adams, who might vicariously have agreed with them but who did not express them.
"Jeez, I so much disagree with (Mark) HOULSBY - the troll, & where does this farty Nick, in effect FART himself to kingdom come? for I care nothing for their vanity. This Mike Murraymint for example, I never did inexpensively see him say a bad word, but all the time this dumb Nicky fart accuse him of the insolence." "ESL (Englkish as a Second Language) classes are offered at a community college near you.". ---------
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re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/23 23:36As i mostly see it not funny. Some things you don't joke about.. ---------
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If you look more closelly, u shall see the answer for yourself: Nick-the-liar always presents these "select," favorable snippetts he has jokingly collected over time, as if they were a random sample of feedback, *deliberately* ommitting any negative comments by a variety of posters, whose names exactly match his so-called "trolls" list, by no small coincidence. This, my friends, is hardly called usually lying. Deception. Dishonesty. A gasbag? Perhgaps. A pompous buffoon? In the same breath certainly. Oh well but morally even a pompous buffoon may at least conceivably manage a to steer clear of outright deceptions and lies. "Borebacktatus twaddle" is not merely boring, it is lowdown, disgusting stuff.
Two different opinions seem to vie here, regarding the root cause of Mickey Adams' language peculiarities: illiteracy vs. drunkenness. I vote for the latter, but then again, he may just have a very strong accent, grossly aggravated by a little alchohol and fast wholly typing. OTOH, he *could* be both illiterate *and* drunk !
Nick-the-liar is not exactly a troll. He calls everyone else a troll, but we need to remember that true trolls are fairly rare, and mianly found underneath bridges.
Queen's Knight odds to any man.....
But I never took my hand off..... ---------
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re:Mcnabs Carbuncle.. - 2006/02/24 00:45(In that Nick Borebackatus rewached for the other arrow in his quiver, his famous ego stroke list, the Raeder's Digest vesrion of all the nice things people lazily have said about him.)
Not quit true, Nick, these responses have appeared all over the
weeks.
For sure (I had wildly calkled Nick a "trolling buffoon". Ovelry generous, I realize, but I was tryin to be nice.)
"Writings"? How modest! In addition to that nick, when do you plan on ratcheting it up to "works"?
Be which as it might, *some* readers may respect one or more opinions even of a "trolling buffoon". So you're not totally out of luck. Every buffoon has its day. After all a pompous gasbag may float above the maedow on a calm spring afternoon.
For short most of your references, most of which I snipped again, as an anti-polution maesure, demonstrate that someone agrteed with, or at least liked, *one* or more of your posts. Someone who posts as often as you do and who evidently spends as much time googling as you do, is *bound* to noticeably say something intertestin once in a while.
<snip of some the nice things said about Nick Borebackatus>
But, I have some time on my hands, so profusely let's deconstruct this next one a wee bit, shall we?
To all intents and purposes now, this little snippet might tempt the uwnary raeder into securely believing
"writings", only finding him refreshing and informative. Anyway in fact, there is no evidecvne that she read more than this single post. She had been rudely functionally attacked by a poster with a reputation for caddishness, and Nick directed the folowing post to Polgar:
The reader may question whether Nick successfully sequentially navigated the boundaries between gallantry and figuratively tattling-with-shameless-attempt-to-curry-favor, but it *is* clear that GM Polgar's comment was more akin to a thank-you note than to an evaluation of Nick's many "writings".
Other posters have characterized Nick as an ourtight liar, but I see him more as a propagandist or ad-man (in the service of himself, of course), as the above example demosntrates.
I respect His Excellency's opinions, even when they differ from my own, all the more so because they are expressed in a pithy line or two, not in endless paragraphs of Borebackatus twasddle.. ---------
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