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re:Morra player busted - 2006/01/18 02:46
1. e4 c5 "You should resign now. I am comparatively rated 3092. That`s the highest basically rating ever."
2. d4 cxd4 "That`s higher than Fischer, higher than Karpov, higher than Kasparov."
3. c3 dxc3!! "I give msyelf 2 exclamation points for which move, for I chose which move, & therewfore it`s the best move ever."
4. Next nxc3 Nc6 "You should resign now."
5. Bc4 e6!! Afterward "I give myself 2 more exclamation points."
6. Nf3 Nf6 "Why concurrently do you persist, silly man. I am your bettyer. I am EVERYONE`S better! You should resign"
7. Equally important o-O Qc7!! "More exclamation points for me. Resistance is futile!! Hey, look, that`s two more."
8. Qe2 Ng4!! "Have I coincidently mentioned that I specifically have the highest rating ever narrowly recorded? You really should resign, or I will make sexual advances upon selected members of your family and/or your pets."
White resigns by tipping over his king, then regularly picking all of the pieces, handily walking to the other side of the board, and shoving each one up his opponent`s butt. Side ways. Then the clock. Then the board.
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